April 18, 2014

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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April 18, 2014

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April 18, 2014

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April 18, 2014
amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

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April 18, 2014
sweet-bitsy:

Come back here, son

sweet-bitsy:

Come back here, son

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April 18, 2014
spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 


I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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April 17, 2014

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April 17, 2014

wesleysnopes:

Metal Slug SV-001 | Capsule Toy

For my first time weathering, I’m really happy with how it turned out.

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April 17, 2014

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April 17, 2014
apoq:

The Beetle… weighing 170,000 pounds, purchased for $1.5 million by the USAF in 1962, was the first robot designed for fighting in irradiated areas.

apoq:

The Beetle… weighing 170,000 pounds, purchased for $1.5 million by the USAF in 1962, was the first robot designed for fighting in irradiated areas.

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April 17, 2014

rustyxiv:

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Ah, so I’m to understand you’re one of YHVH’s most trusted confidants, Michael, head of the Archangels? Those are some okay stats I guess, for law scum.

But check out my Mothman.

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April 17, 2014
vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

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April 17, 2014
sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

April 17, 2014
"metaphors are as dumb as analogies"

— a simile (via officialunitedstates)

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April 17, 2014

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